Next time Jon Stewart talks to Lina Khan, they discuss enabling the multiuser support in all the Apple OSes. Lina then does discovery against Apple where it turns out that product managers inside of apple have been trying to do this for years, esp in markets where a device per person doesn't work, but a shared device would. Bootlicking MBAs say that news of this would get back to high margin markets and rich families would be pissed because they just bought ipads (baby sitters) for all their children.
While we are at it, once a device goes out of support, it should be fully unlocked for the user with sufficient documentation so that alternative OSes can be installed.
The hardware that is my gen1 iPad still functions perfectly.